prettyboyshyflizzy:

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

vulgar

lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

guitarandmtndew:

this show is fucking gold

johanirae:

I reckon if more people understood this there would be a lot less victim blaming when it comes to rape.

mrbritishhimself:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

There’s always one.

"This is my swamp"

Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho

tarukai788:

thatonechick42:

littlecupcakenymph:

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Oh.My.God. 

There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!

THAT RESPECT WOMEN?

THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?

What.is.happening.

Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!

the fact that this is shocking is saddening.

raikagay:

Hello bone seller. I’m going to the skeleton war and I want your strongest bones.

Anonymous ;  
Thoughts on Malala winning?

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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conclusion: Malala is amazing and Western civilization has yet again proven to be hypercritical ignorant uncompromising and evil. how very fitting for columbus day.

strangepan:

rest in fucking pieces